❝ Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee. ❞
from various reddit threads
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
(Source: transascendant, via pimpdaddytavros)
it’s finally not cloudy and i can see the moon
(Source: memewhore, via kaskyy)
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
me making decisions in video games:
*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life:
well what's the worse that could happen
who put SPIDERS
on my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
imagine an inquisition pillow fight though
by the end of it, everyone would have at least one broken bone
HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT