- Vanessa: Origins. My brother has it, and I started a game on his computer.
- Vanessa: Also, why does everyone like Cullen so much? He seems okay...also the mage backstory is hilarious, omg.
- Vanessa: Like just HEY BLOOOOOOOD MAGIC
- Vanessa: AND THAT ENTIRE SCENE WHERE HE'S JUST LIKE AHHHHHH AND THERE IS BLOOD SPURTING EVERYWHERE
- Vanessa: and then they're like "we can't track him, we don't have his blood"
- Vanessa: ????
- Vanessa: ??????
- Vanessa: then what is on the floor
- Vanessa: ketchup
- Vanessa: do demons turn your blood into ketchup
- Vanessa: because if they do i think that is a worse epidemic than blood magic
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she means: WHY CAN'T I RECRUIT JOWAN AS A PARTY MEMBER
HOLY SHIT I JUST MADE ONE OF THOSE HIGH PITCHED NOISES THE VELOCIRAPTORS IN JURASSIC PARK MAKE
I don’t care if Jowan is a blood mage and poisoned Eamon I still love him like a little brother that cutie needs a big hug