booker & elizabeth: hands
(Source: towerandbishop, via ssv-normandy)
- Vanessa: Origins. My brother has it, and I started a game on his computer.
- Vanessa: Also, why does everyone like Cullen so much? He seems okay...also the mage backstory is hilarious, omg.
- Vanessa: Like just HEY BLOOOOOOOD MAGIC
- Vanessa: AND THAT ENTIRE SCENE WHERE HE'S JUST LIKE AHHHHHH AND THERE IS BLOOD SPURTING EVERYWHERE
- Vanessa: and then they're like "we can't track him, we don't have his blood"
- Vanessa: ????
- Vanessa: ??????
- Vanessa: then what is on the floor
- Vanessa: ketchup
- Vanessa: do demons turn your blood into ketchup
- Vanessa: because if they do i think that is a worse epidemic than blood magic
- What she says: I'm fine
- What she means: WHY CAN'T I RECRUIT JOWAN AS A PARTY MEMBER
HOLY SHIT I JUST MADE ONE OF THOSE HIGH PITCHED NOISES THE VELOCIRAPTORS IN JURASSIC PARK MAKE
I don’t care if Jowan is a blood mage and poisoned Eamon I still love him like a little brother that cutie needs a big hug
seriously why don’t i use this shit more often
this is actually me but in meme form and also milton
seriosuly guys imma use these as reactiosn more often
(via cortnan)
Besides the porn being unrealistic, the porn acts are also misogynistic and damaging to the body (stilettos in one’s vagina is not healthy).
I actually have seen lesbian porn aimed at lesbians, but it was pretty bad.
(via pandomino)
