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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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flo-tus:

都市侍

flo-tus:

都市

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it’s finally not cloudy and i can see the moon


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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

who put SPIDERS

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lifeofaseamonster:

imagine an inquisition pillow fight though

by the end of it, everyone would have at least one broken bone 

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exclamationpointman:

veggieblt:

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

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